“Gambino forever, and Royalty is do or die.”
Jake Herbert: So you’re telling me the world isn’t getting worse? I’ve seen kids today all in black wearing makeup, shit on their faces, everything is sex, Clinton.
Detective Marty Hart: You know, throughout history, I bet every old man probably said the same thing. And old men die, and the world keeps spinnin’.
“Percentage wise, it is 100% easier not to do things than to do them, and so much fun not to do them — especially when you were supposed to do them. In terms of instant relief, canceling plans is like heroin.”
John Mulaney (via maxistentialist)
Craving an acid trip right now.